The most relevant bullshit

May 21

Does Han Solo complain about the Friend Zone when he thinks a girl he likes doesn’t like him back?

fuckyeahmelancholy:

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NO.

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(via likebricks)

just-landscapes:

Flying Through The Fog by Cliff Baise.

just-landscapes:

Flying Through The Fog by Cliff Baise.

pixelclash:

X-Kaliber 2097, SNES.

pixelclash:

X-Kaliber 2097, SNES.

(Source: vgjunk)

clientsfromhell:

Me: Just a heads up, if you log onto our website, you can see that the site is down. My publisher has been unreliable and I am working as quickly as I can to get the site back up. I’m so sorry for this; I’ll let you know when the article is posted as soon as possible.

Client: Okay. What’s the website again? Sorry.

I give him the URL.

Client: Hey, it says the page is broken!

Me: I just told you it’s down.

Client: I thought you meant it’s DOWN like FRESH! I won’t have this!

May 20

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it8bit:

Lord of the Rings x Super Mario World
Artist note: I put a walking path in here, but we all know that one does not simply walk into Mordor. I managed to to fit Barad-dur, Mount Doom, and the nine Nazgul, but ran out of room for The Black Gate.Created by Alex Griendling 
Website || Twitter || Tumblr

it8bit:

Lord of the Rings x Super Mario World

Artist note: I put a walking path in here, but we all know that one does not simply walk into Mordor. I managed to to fit Barad-dur, Mount Doom, and the nine Nazgul, but ran out of room for The Black Gate.

Created by 
Alex Griendling 

Website || Twitter || Tumblr

(via gamefreaksnz)

(Source: l0serkids, via memewhore)

May 19

clientsfromhell:

Client: The site isn’t working right.

Me: That’s strange.

I download a page and take a look at the code.

Me: It looks like a bunch of the code is missing. Did you have anyone modify the site?

Client: No, nothing like that.

Me: Well there are entire chunks of code missing that was there yesterday.

Client: Oh yeah, that was me, some of the code seemed unnecessary. Back to the issue at hand, why isn’t the site working?

(via laurabfernandez)

(Source: theinternetsanimals, via orderofthepeenis)

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