The most relevant bullshit
Look at me now:
I’m on the tracks with my back towards the last train leaving town.
Bayside - Tortures Of The Damned
cosmicwolfstorm:

Fallen Heroes: Club Avon by Jose Borges

cosmicwolfstorm:

Fallen Heroes: Club Avon by Jose Borges

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about